I just managed to fail asleep posing! I'm not a model.

 

petparent:

petparent:

I take a lot of pride is the drawing of scene hair 

I need these to get at least 1k notes

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maliciousmelons:

“911 whats your emergency?” hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a nap in his room right now.

coolgirlfriend:

sharonosbourne:

byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet

iM GONNA PISS

WHAT THE FUCK

iwishihadafather:

FACT: if you take fast food out of its packaging and put it on a plate it loses all its calories and becomes healthy so eat up

ricotez:

boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to be plot relevant

ricotez:

boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to be plot relevant